Disclaimer: This post talks only about the girls who wear T-shirts that has lines like “Touch here” on the breast area.
Now that the disclaimer made your eye lid wide open, read on.
- Touch here
- Which one do you like?
- Think Tanks
- I am lucky!
- Hows this?
- Stop Staring!
- Pitstop!
- Got Milk?
- Left or Right?
These are the few notable lines that I have SEEN on a girls T-shirt, right on the breast area. Go through the above list again and read on.
Lets call these types of girls as “These-Girls-Make-Guys-Terrible” type (TGMGT), now that’s palindrome! (Mr KP, your computer science staff taught you how to write palindrome program in C++ language, least she would have expected you to apply the palindrome funda on girls breasts, way to go). I am sure you would have also noticed these type of lines.
If you are a conservative guy / girl, then you would have felt ‘shit’, turned your face 180 degrees from the breast and would not read this post anymore after this line.
If you are a practical and broad minded guy, then you would have felt ‘cool’ and would have starred for 5 minutes without bothering the people around you. You would also write a blog post on 'TGMGT’ like how I am doing now and make many peoples tongue touch their cheek.
If you are a person with one leg in conservative and another in broad-minded category, then this line is for you. You might think only now after reading the previous line “What I would have done? May be I would have starred willingly and act to the outside world that I don’t like TGMGTs”. Its ok guys, remove the mask.
So, these are few of the reactions people exemplify after seeing TGMGTs. Now, lets get back to TGMGTs (I mean, back to the topic).
Why do TGMGTs wear T-shirts with ‘those’ type of lines? To make guys look there? To attract attention? To attract blog posts like this? They want everyone to talk about their T-shirt? To tell the world that they also have two? Two To Tango!
So, guys, next time when you read any of ‘these’ lines on a T-Shirt, the one and only word that should strike your mind is –“TGMGT”, the palindrome.
27 comments:
I remember the day when u sent this SMS "Today is worlds breast day, we guys stare, because we care!" :D
So someone's getting rather bold with his writing!! :)
Machi thanni poattu eludhiniya?? konjam jaasthiyaa vae olaritiyo?? :P
Cos your blog has been totally "kids only" till now, replete with LKG UKG stories with MS paint cartoons.. Now tihs, all of a sudden! :D
Funny list, though..
I have read a caption in a girl's t-shirt: "Please don't fight. There is enough for everyone".
How ees eet?
Dude.. you've been watching too much porn I believe!!
I have never seen ANY girl wearing t-shirts with the lines you've mentioned! It happens only in PORN.
Seriously dude, this post is derogatory to say the least. I suggest you pull it down or atleast put forth the thought process that made you write this!
Any tragic incident? One such 'TGMGT' ditched you or what da? :P
Come on KayPee.. tell us what happend? What triggered this emotional outburst? :P
@ Nisha,
:) That was really one of the best SMS :D
@ King Vishy,
What the hell, "kids blog" eh? PP. will kill you if you say that again :P
Ya da, I wanted to write about this for a long time, but i kept postponing it. Last week, I saw a TGMGT, and I promised myself that I am going to write about the TGMGTs.
@ Deepak,
LOL * LOL. Yooohhooooooo LOL. Nasti caption.
@ Vamsi,
Dei bugger, all these captions will be seen only in porn eh? So, that means that you are an expert watching even the minuest details in porn :P
No tragic incident happened. Read the above comment that I have written for Vishwa, you would know the reason for this TGMGT post.
I agree totally with Vamsi.. Exactly my thoughts!! (at least the first half :) )
@ King Vishy,
:) Dei, neeyuma (you too brutus!)
So, you too a porn expert eh? Bale Bale.. wareh waaah. Because of this post, looks like many culprits expose themselves to the spotlight ;-)
Suicide :P
Peppy talk?
Stuff pepper in ur ass area
@ Anonymous,
LOL. I know who it is :P
"Pepper Talk", sounds outright funny dude.
rubbish post ...
@ Anonymous,
You think so? Fine, its YOUR opinion. Thanks for talking the mind.
This blogs are getting more mature day by day.. tats gud.. had a good laugh with this one.. Bring more like these..
Who the hell is this Anonymous?? Dude, I am with you in that this post was not really something I expected on this blog. But, after all this is HIS space, and he writes what HE wants to write.
And the latest comment of yours seems wholly unwarranted.
(BTW: just curious.. how did you know 'souj' expanded to 'soujanya'? You know her? And still are writing this here?!)
kprabu can write in HIS space, what HE wants to write.
But culd not tolerate girls encouraging such posts.
@ Anonymous,
Dude, you have posted comments that are totally NOT TRUE about my friends. I was disturbed when I read those lines and I immediately deleted it. You say whatever you want to say about me / abt the post, but never talk about my friends as you don't know who they are.
I never ever enable "Comment Moderation" in my site. Because of your obscene post, I have enabled it.
@ King Vishy,
Thanks for informing da and now I understand why you have enabled "Comment Moderation" in your site :)
Comment Moderation check.. 1..2...3..
:P
Wow! Crappiest post on the blog.. but attracted the most number of comments! :P
Good Luck Kipppieee :)
@ Anonymous,
Checking the comment moderation eh.. it works :)
how disgusting!!! I thought blogger have a mind that is black or white.. The grey shades to ur personality are so annoying.Better get this blog out. It seems like a desperate attempt to attract attention.A BIG THUMPS DOWN TO U AND UR POST.
@ Anonymous,
I write the fact and you find it disgusting, tch tch. Thanks for the feedback.
Yenda itha paathi laam yeluthurea ...?? aathaan yellarukum therija vishayam thaana ..! Its ok , thambi unku innum kalyaanam aagala marathudaatha , paarthu ippo laam ponnuga background check Internet laa thaan aarabikithuga ... paarthuko ..!!
Appuram Karthick yeppadi irrukea .. Yennalaam innum theriyuma nea yenakutheriyala ..??!
@ Bharath,
Background check in internet eh.. :) happy that internet is revolutionizing :P
Ofcourse I remember you da. SJCE IT macha!! :)
conservative guy ??? where can u find one ??? in mars??? they are either practical or the ones acting as a conservative...
@anonymous - F*** off..
@ Raj,
hehe. Yeah, agree. Wearing a mask!!
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